You Know You're An Animal Lover if...

All your magazine subscriptions have animals on the cover.

Your dishwasher always has at least one pet dish in it.

Your vet gives you Christmas presents.

The manager of your local Pet Supermarket knows you by your first name.

You try to wear clothing that will blend with your pet's hair.

You never sleep alone.

You make more trips to the groomer than to the barber/beautician.

You are more interested in the ingredients of your pet's food than your own dinner.

You sign your correspondence with your pet's name.

You get a baby-sitter for your kids but take your pet with you.

.You sit down and know something is missing if either your lap is empty or your feet get cold.
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You've ever felt sorry for people who don't have a special critter friend.

You insist on correcting people who mispronounce your pet's name.

You don't freak at the sight of pig ears or cow hoofs lying around your home.

.Your pet dresses better than you do.

.Your pet has more beauty supplies than you do.

You always check your chairs, sofa, etc... for pet toys before you sit down.

.In your living room is furniture just for your pet.

You look forward to the slobbery kisses from your dog when you come home from work.

.You have a special site dedicated to your pet with tons of pictures.

You hesitate to call home and leave a message on your own answering machine for fear your pet will hear your voice and become distraught that you are not home.

You find yourself pulling pictures of your pets out of your wallet when others are showing pictures of their kids.

You watch only "animal kingdom" programs on cable television.

.Frosty Paws (frozen dog dairy treat) has replaced low-fat ice-cream in your freezer.

You play holiday cassette music featuring only "singing dogs" with Jingles Bells topping your favorite tune.

You think the term "going to the dogs" is a compliment.

You decorate holiday stockings with the names of your pets and then wrap the contents so they'll be surprised on Christmas day.

You match your throw rug colors when you pick them out, to match the color of the biggest dog in your family home.

.If you buy more pet food than people food.

.When you get home, you greet your dog first ... then your spouse.

You have a king size bed and the dogs give you 12" and your husband takes the rest.

The back seat of your car contains dog toys and the windows are full of nose prints.

When you spend more on cat litter than you do on toilet paper..