Subject: how to bathe the cat

 

1. Thoroughly clean toilet.

2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.

4. In one swift move, place the cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so the cat cannot escape.

5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this).

6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a nice power rinse, which is quite effective.

7. Have someone open an outside door, stand as far from the toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids.

8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry.

Sincerely,
— The Dog